Monday, July 14, 2014

Shots fired at apple iPad and iPhone in latest Android game trailer. "Does Android do what iDon't?"


Wednesday, July 2, 2014

girl sucks 24 dicks for a free drink

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2z5k8if&s=8#.U7TCCrGkWuU

5 ways SJWs are ruining geek culture

does this LOOK like a guy that would promote rape?

5. Number 5 on our list is an example of SJWs eating their own.  As we all know Geek culture is one of the safest spaces for women today.  Everyone can be accepted for who they are.  But some people aren't just happy with being equal, they want more, and they want to take fame and glory from great creators to grasp 15 minutes of fame.  Case in point:  A writer that put more consideration of identity politics and cultural representation of nearly any writer in any known medium, clashed with other famous writers about their depictions of marginalized people, a writer whose ideas inspired a generation to leave their moms basement, put on Guy Fawkes masks and make a general nuisance of themselves in broad daylight to slightly rustle the jimmies of the powers that be as the FACE of sjw. In January Alan Moore quit all engagements withdrawing from public life. Why? He was accused of promoting rape and racism. stating: "It looks to me very much like a significant section of the public, having given up on attempting to understand the reality they are actually living in..." A guy that claims to be a magician worships a giant snake and draws blue penises for a living just called SOMEONE ELSE irrational delusional freaks.

  1. As a kid many tried to destroy gaming. Usually old baby boomers not content with irreparably destroying our planet for good took a bottle of viagra, and turned their leathery, lagging, stroke addled brains to destroying virtual worlds as well. We preserve red, the allegations of games making us violent, sexualized criminals fell by the wayside.
    Games are this great memetic thing that all unite us through our meme and values. We ALL remember how we felt when Psycho Mantis told us to put the controller down and Snake gave us the nod it was ok. We remember seeing our friend stabbed in the moonlight by a pale haired man. We all remember racing to the finish line in first place before a f&cking blue shell followed by a red shell followed by a green shell then some prick drops a banana right in front of you. With a community proud, united, black, white, male, female, how could anyone destroy it? By alleging games are making us violent sex criminals and everything we've felt is wrong because feminism and fuck you.

    Why does Anita earn so much ire from the gaming community? Because she is evocative of another meme all gamers know. After a day of setting up system link around the house with your friends to get a 16 player deathmatch going she's the equivalent of your baby sister barging into the garage asking to play a round and throwing a big fuss when no one “lets her win”. Except this match is a multibillion dollar industry ranging all the way from set top boxes to the PC Master Race whose machines alone are a small mortgage at times. Now an industry has to be Mom and Dad trying not to show favoritism, pretending they don't secretly wonder if the person that plays a 2d side scroller or a first person shooter for the story has a little of the downs, a little of the spectrum or just a big trail mix of 'tard. A community divided by those that just want to play and the guys you know are just creepily pandering to her to try to find an opportunity to “tickle” her under the blankets again and tell you to smell his fingers when she leaves. He's not very clever about it we all know exactly what our sisters pussy smells like so every time we see a game pull up the treehouse ladder and put the “no girls allowed” sign up by giving Ivy tits so big an entirely new type of physics had to be developed we cheer and fold our arms at any game featuring a girl that wasn't Grandfathered in like Chun Li. On the other side you have people that don't play games scrutinizing developers honest and earnest attempts at writing females despite never meeting one themselves

2.   Now one thing everyone in this list has in common:  If you don't entirely agree with them you are worse than a rapist.  Yup, the feminists even found a way to stick their claws into atheism.  With so called "atheism plus", all hope that one day the human race would stop believing in unfounded unscientific claims made by lunatics for power and profit to one day explore the cosmos went right out the fucking window so hard I just gave up, got baptized and joined the IRA because at least they have good songs.  What feminism has to do with your dangly(or nondangly) bits is beyond me but when theres money to be had they are like sharks in the water.

1.  4chan
Just kidding, the feminist push on social media through channels like Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr holds no ground of 4chan, worlds greatest bastion of informative free speech and content.  As you know there's no tolerance for falsehoods, unprovable claims, or bullshit on 4chan.org which keeps 4chan still the everlasting great ideal every site on the internet should strive for, egalitarian where posts are upheld for their content, discussion worthiness, and their creator, not for the amount of circlejerking involved by various factions.  For the working adult Reddit became a second 4chan but eventually they too fell showing their true colors while 4chan remained strong even making a board to mock the SJW.

pol is always right.

WE DID IT /V/ FUCK SAMANTHA ALLEN FUCKING FAGGOT

Friday, February 28, 2014

No homo gaming post 1.

Who is this man and why does he talk like a fag?   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B90frJAHoB8

  Fuck this shit, if you haven't played this you should or your retarded but not for the reasons this guy is yammering about in between gargling his boyfriends morning ejaculations. Shits all fucked up, theres zombie fungus everywhere and its fucked everyones shit to hell. You play as Beardy motherfucker. Because of reasons Beardy motherfucker has to take this little girl named Garbage across the country of dumb zombie bullshit. So you go out and fuck up everything for everybody but not on some dumb bullshit. You gotta sneak up on zombies and rape gangs because otherwise they'll fuck your shit up unless your a scrublord playing on normal. Theres weapons guns, pipes, arrows, and shit but never too many, people get their shit pushed in in all kinds of fucked up ways and the dlc has chicks dyking out. 10/10

I'm going to reclaim this blog for cool gaming shit and not gay shit.  Too much gay shit in games nowadays.  No offense to anyones life choices but not everyone is into faggot bullshit.  

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Monday, December 7, 2009

Writing craptent or writing for associated content

Hi Everyone I am a spammer. No wait I'm a writer for the worlds worst website: Associated Content. lol no I don't want anyone to think I take those gigs seriously rofl. I'm basically a paid spammer/troll.

I am writing you from my blog however to educate certain bloggers on the difference between being an internet writer and a real writer. Internet writing is gay pure and simple. I'll put my neck out right now and say the internet is fagtastic. You get paid shit upfront and most of what I make comes from page views...which means in order to make money a title has to look like:

Tiger Woods tittyfucking Lindsey Lohan TMZ in Paris Hiltons Oprah

See that way all the search engines pick it up and people come read. That's not the only fagtabulous part of writing for the interbutz. I have to do that retarded bullshit several times a day! With all those creative headlines you must wonder when I have time to do my own research! That's an easy answer I Don't!!! Associated Content articles are just slightly rewritten versions of other articles!

Really as far as shit content goes on the internet associated content is ten notches lower than reading encyclopedia dramatica for news!

It's not all bad though writing for AC allows me to not have to work while I write good stuff under my real name. It keeps the lights on and the bills paid so I won't insult it that much aside from the fact that we poison the internet and we are sorry.

I recently learned AOL(ahole...lol) is going to try out this faggy system and I'd like to beg them and everyone thinking about it or currently using it to stop. You never get GOOD writers with this system and it just makes good writers into shit writers making up shit to get niggerfaggots to read their fucking shit so they'll get paid.

Every piece I've written at Associated Content is shit and a waste of internetz. I have good shit but I won't submit it to those ass clowns! If you pay peanuts you get monkeys and if you promise some peanuts now and more later you get monkeys that don't give a baby fuck.

This is a retarded model for news. I would like a site where if I researched something interesting I'd get paid for my fucking work upfront. None of this fucking Time/NBC bullshit where they pay you so long after you fucking forget you wrote shit for them! None of this keyword spamming shit! I want to bring honest good content to the internet but if no body sponsors it how can I afford to do it???

Newspapers are fucking going under laying writers the fuck off and people are going to rely on the internet! People do rely on the internet they are fucktards but they do! Lets not clutter it with worthless shit!

I just had to get that out of my system thanks goodbye!

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