Monday, December 7, 2009

Writing craptent or writing for associated content

Hi Everyone I am a spammer. No wait I'm a writer for the worlds worst website: Associated Content. lol no I don't want anyone to think I take those gigs seriously rofl. I'm basically a paid spammer/troll.

I am writing you from my blog however to educate certain bloggers on the difference between being an internet writer and a real writer. Internet writing is gay pure and simple. I'll put my neck out right now and say the internet is fagtastic. You get paid shit upfront and most of what I make comes from page views...which means in order to make money a title has to look like:

Tiger Woods tittyfucking Lindsey Lohan TMZ in Paris Hiltons Oprah

See that way all the search engines pick it up and people come read. That's not the only fagtabulous part of writing for the interbutz. I have to do that retarded bullshit several times a day! With all those creative headlines you must wonder when I have time to do my own research! That's an easy answer I Don't!!! Associated Content articles are just slightly rewritten versions of other articles!

Really as far as shit content goes on the internet associated content is ten notches lower than reading encyclopedia dramatica for news!

It's not all bad though writing for AC allows me to not have to work while I write good stuff under my real name. It keeps the lights on and the bills paid so I won't insult it that much aside from the fact that we poison the internet and we are sorry.

I recently learned AOL(ahole...lol) is going to try out this faggy system and I'd like to beg them and everyone thinking about it or currently using it to stop. You never get GOOD writers with this system and it just makes good writers into shit writers making up shit to get niggerfaggots to read their fucking shit so they'll get paid.

Every piece I've written at Associated Content is shit and a waste of internetz. I have good shit but I won't submit it to those ass clowns! If you pay peanuts you get monkeys and if you promise some peanuts now and more later you get monkeys that don't give a baby fuck.

This is a retarded model for news. I would like a site where if I researched something interesting I'd get paid for my fucking work upfront. None of this fucking Time/NBC bullshit where they pay you so long after you fucking forget you wrote shit for them! None of this keyword spamming shit! I want to bring honest good content to the internet but if no body sponsors it how can I afford to do it???

Newspapers are fucking going under laying writers the fuck off and people are going to rely on the internet! People do rely on the internet they are fucktards but they do! Lets not clutter it with worthless shit!

I just had to get that out of my system thanks goodbye!

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2. sterling sharpe
3. michelle duggar
4. sons of sylvia
5. miss richfield 1981
6. nicki minaj on 106 and park
7. andrew lee potts
8. elin nordegren moves out
9. men of a certain age
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11. ally
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14. fish tongue parasite
15. jennifer mcdaniel age
16. carrie underwood christmas special
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18. alexa ray joel overdose
19. tiger woods women
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22. heisman finalists 2009
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24. packers vs ravens
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This is the future of news if you don't stop this faggot bullshit