Monday, September 28, 2009

Dear Next girl I fuck

Dear next girl I fuck
I'll bring a bottle of patron
I want to smoke a blunt or two
I want to not be sure
whether I'm getting any or not
but then start making out
and be pretty damned sure
I want to rub your ass
while I kiss your neck
I want to rub my hand
along the little hairs on your arm

and feel you get goosebumps
I want to ignore
what's on your itunes
It's not your fault
you like ben folds five
I want to hear you say
that you don't think guys
know how to treat your tits
and prove you wrong
I want it to be
totally consensual
and safe
because I don't want babies
and I don't want felonies
I absolutely DO NOT
want to FINISH during the
NANANANANANANA
part of "hey jude"
oh my god
so awkward and weird
dear last girl I fucked
I never want to see you again
ever

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